Stout Private: “Yes, sir. After we was disembo…

Militia Officer: “Ah, this is Smithers! Why, you’re getting very fat, Smithers. Let’s see—this is your fifth training, isn’t it?”

Stout Private: “Yes, sir. After we was disembodied, sir, the Adj’tant he took an’ reintestined me, sir!!!”

(Note.—Militiamen, after serving four trainings, can be “Re-attested” for another five years.)